You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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