fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
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She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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