I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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