I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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