she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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