why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
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Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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