My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
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Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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