Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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