I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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