there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I think my vagina is haunted
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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