He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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