I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
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last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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