He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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