i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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