I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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