party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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