So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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