im about as happy as oj after his trial
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
either way he was missing a nipple.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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