im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
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I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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