I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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