Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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