My hair reeks of homosexuality.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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