the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
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Dignity is for republicans.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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