After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
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This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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