i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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