Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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