well you can't waste a boner
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
my shit smells like andre
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Dick very happy bro
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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