thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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