You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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