from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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