We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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