11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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