We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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