I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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So much Jack, so little girl.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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