i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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