if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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