I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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