C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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