TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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