she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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