I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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