I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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