Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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