She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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