we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
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I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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