I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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