i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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