All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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