You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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