Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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