You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
