weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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