Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think I am morally bankrupt
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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