She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
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So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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