He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Randomize
