new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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