Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
She announced her abortion via fbk
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
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what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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