What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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