the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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