That reminds me...we need to get swords
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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